"Why is yo hand in my booty crack?"
"I love to drink, all I do is drink."
"You know what I just noticed? This is actually a belly button ring..."
a. "You see that?"
b. "What?"
a. "It's a camel."
"Stop looking- I'm only giving her a neck rub."
"God don't like ugly"
"When gorillas go wild."
"You hit be in the mouth, bitch"
"Suck your what?! What she say?"
"Meow"
"Your mom was fucking at 12?!"
