The beginning

Since this is the first post I'll have a larger post to kick it off! Here we go:

"Why is yo hand in my booty crack?"

"I love to drink, all I do is drink."

"You know what I just noticed? This is actually a belly button ring..."

a. "You see that?"

b. "What?"

a. "It's a camel."

"Stop looking- I'm only giving her a neck rub."

"God don't like ugly"

"When gorillas go wild."

"You hit be in the mouth, bitch"

"Suck your what?! What she say?"

"Meow"

"Your mom was fucking at 12?!"