I decided to post today because of the unusual events of the day. I walked up to school a bit late and I saw that there was an enormous line outside the school. My school periodically makes random bag checks in addition to those near holiday's like halloween. At first I was upset that I would be even later to my class than I would have on my own but calmed down after thinking about how ridiculous my school is. I eventually get to my class with an astonishing twenty minutes left. I go through the day thinking it was a regular one with no exceptionally strange happenings until my last class when I found out that someone brought a homemade bomb to school! Who would ever do that! I understand that there are some unintelligent people out there, and I by no means consider myself exceedingly bright, but seriously?!
These are the regular quotes I have so far:
"Don't eat that bacon, there's something suspicious about it."
(This should be shouted) "Wit yo wet gerbil lookin' ass"
"Motherboard"
"Are you burning a flaming hot?!" Someone had taken a flaming hot cheeto and a lighter and set it on fire.
"I go hard on that meth."
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Your life makes me laugh. Thank you.
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